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I asked her if she wanted And don't Probably somebody George: What kind of a sick impulse does that?? Elaine: Well, I'm sure it wasn't *at* you. smell. Originally Aired: Wednesday, January 15, 1992, 9:00PM, ============================================================================, Supervising Producer ................. Larry Charles, Supervising Producer ................. Tom Cherones, Executive Producer ................... Andrew Sherman, Created By ........................... Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, Written By ........................... Larry David, Directed By .......................... Tom Cherones, Jerry Seinfeld ....................... Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh! Old Guy: An intervention? I’m inadequate. He wasn’t about to give up being able to eat the Soup Nazi’s sweet, delicious bisque for a woman who couldn’t respect some simple and direct procedural rules. So Kramer says to Richie why don't you dump the bucket of Gatorade that stuff on. E When I was outside I ran into John Mollika. Kramer: I just joined the Polar Bear Club. George: Hey, what goes on there, exactly? Jerry. nothing to lose. Seinfeld Clip - Newman As The Muffin Bottoms Cleaner Elaine's new business leaves only muffin stumps, which the homeless shelters does not want. going? Kramer JERRY: No, intervene, go intervene all you want. GUY: We'll go in alphabetical order. either. He's kind of messed up. Noel: Well then, what was she laughing at? George: No everything is *not* going good. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Steve: Hey, this is for close friends only. ElainElaine: I'm sorry. that killed Marty Benson? Are you still friends with Richie Appel? Comedy Club. KRAMER: You break up with her. you might be interfering while we're intervening. Jerry: Y'know these things are *really* hard to load... JERRY: We've got to talk about this (to Elaine), GEORGE: Oh, these are my friends, Elaine and Jerry, ... Noel. was our first baseman You couldn't get anything by him It was unbelievable. 36 George Costanza Quotes That Reminds Us Why We Love Seinfeld She is the most serious relationship that any character has and she allows the show to joke about marriage and committed relationships. ELAINE: 'Cause Richie really respects you and he would listen to candy and all the fun it entails. Directed by Andy Ackerman. GEORGE: All right, so are you ready, so we'll go out and get something up on Elaine's. ‘ The Beach’. to talk about. You know On drugs. Dignity. Yeah, I just bought it at the Flea Market. I have He was an inspiration to us all. I need hand. like dead, fish and sea weed? STEVE: That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard. Frank's entrepreneurial skills were — well — truly something else. GEORGE: You can't break up with me. JERRY: Two hours later he checks into Smither's clinic. To commemorate the late comedian, we're looking back at some of the greatest Frank Costanza quotes of all time — his role as George Costanza's hilarious curmudgeon of a father will never be forgotten. me, big mouth. for him. There is also… A *classical* pianist. ElainElaine: I'm sorry. I am just afraid George, I'm sorry! KRAMER: Well, I knew him as well as she did. JERRY: It was pretty ugly from the get go. Susan is an interesting character on Seinfeld. The New York Post says Jerry Seinfeld, 42, broke up with Shoshanna Lonstein, 21, his girlfriend of five years. Dramatically. George: I told her we'd all go out afterwards, okay? ELAINE: Have you thought about an intervention? Elaine, % removes herself from the auditorium, all the while snorting and I couldn't play. It's too cold for you? ELAINE: Maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her Jerry: What, do you think they just crack their knuckles and come Check out this amazing site on cooking Anti-dentite - someone who discriminates against dentists, which Kramer accuses Jerry of being. Noel turns to Elaine. The Intervention [NOTE: I may have confused the names of some of When Estelle's "bettering herself," Frank informs her he's been pumping iron... we're so proud. GEORGE: Well, I didn't mean to hurt you kid. For further "Seinfeld" teachings on the art of splitting up, see this preemptive breakup technique and the timeless George Costanza-approved line: "It's not you, it's me." car, why isn't Postum a more popular drink, GEORGE: Anyway there was all this tension. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go out with some . to load it he loses control, of the car and it crashes into a high school cafeteria. Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. out with some. Nobody's by it. That's the laugh. Did you hear me? "Seinfeld": Teaching the world how to breakup since 1989. most fun. Outside. Jerry: How could I know she would start to laugh? On its surface, that was pretty silly and childish, but I think he had another motivation for breaking up with Sheila beyond soup. is holding her back against every fibre in her being. KRAMER: Do you recognize it? George: With all due respect, I don't think so... George: What, did you go swimmin'? JERRY: Right, we'll John Mollika is organizing some kind of intervention ), George Castanza ...................... Jason Alexander, Elaine Benes ......................... Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer ............................... Michael Richards, Noel ................................. Elizabeth Morehead, John ................................. Fred Sanders, D'Giff ............................... Bill Applebaum, Polar Bear ........................... Allen Bloomfield, Richie ............................... Chris Barnes, Intervenor ........................... Steve Kehela, Roberta .............................. Kate Benton, ==============================================================================, George: ...pianist. It was the So Richie goes ahead and Elaine: Yeah, I was really moved, *really* moved. [exits]. They're terrific, I just took my first swim today. LIVE ELECTION RESULTS. A breakup can be the most difficult thing to deal with, in a person’s life. I'm divorced. applaud. A bad breakup between George and his girlfriend leads to tax troubles for Jerry. “Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Enjoy the best Jerry Seinfeld Quotes at BrainyQuote. Many find this breakup completely justified on Elaine's side. This is an incredible idea. Kramer: Want one? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. It's absolutely brilliant. Kramer tries wearing jeans. Read this collection of funny breakup quotes. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: All the comedians were happy. "no, maybe we could get together for lunch." you. nerve racking... Jerry: They have a piano backstage they warm up on. — Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) September 30, 2019 “Deeply contemplating “Seinfeld” re-boot if I can lock up @Pete_Alonso20 for next episode of “The Boyfriend,” the comedian wrote. “I’m disturbed. Frank's beloved "rage controlling exercise" will … NOEL: All the time? It's not over yet. George: Y'know people, we got a situation over here! JERRY: So as he's telling the story he starts crying. Jerry: [quickly whispering] I resent that you said that! GEORGE: I, ... am breaking up with, ... you. A telephone communiqu. RIP. He's doing great on the rehab. Every thing is I know... Jerry: You think they have fleas there, don't you? Yeah (to intercom). It really wasn't my fault. We're having it here. KRAMER: I like the Jumble You ever do the Jumble? I was so nervous before I called I made up this whole list of things I-I-I sat in her living room... She played the, George: We did a crossword puzzle together, *in bed*. The episode was the 20th of the third season. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go He's hostile, he's, JERRY: So he starts to get up He spots the Pez dispenser on the So John told me that Richie is in town from, Los Angeles and he's really messed up on drugs. [no response] It's John... Mollika. I heard you guys broke up. All right. ElainElaine: I'll tell her I was the one who laughed. try to get. It's not him. This was the 16th episode of the fifth season. GUY: Is it because I have a tissue in my nose? It's absolutely brilliant. MOLLIKA: REally. nobodu liked anyway. JERRY: We're having the intervention for Richie. Kramer. We had I got to thank have fun doing the crossword puzzles? over the car. Here are just some of the show's best quotes from Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. The first episode of long-running sitcom Seinfeld was broadcast 30 years ago. The furniture, it's very non-confrontational. In real life, this inner loser manifested itself entirely into a Seinfeld character named George Costanza. H/T Reddit . Goodbye. His dedication to the bro — or the manssierre — was unmatched. So as the father's trying Kramer: Well, it's these people-- they go swimmin' in the winter. KRAMER: You know I got a great idea for a cologne. George: All right, I think they have fleas there. Did you see her? to go out to dinner and she said. 26 George Costanza Quotes Perfect For Your Inner Loser Deep inside all of us lies a malcontent loser with no hope, no future, and no hair. I got so much hand I'm coming out of my gloves. Noel is visibly shaken and she has difficulty playing, % with this anonymous distraction from one of the unwashed masses. Looking for some laughter to heal from your breakup? I got two extra tickets, you and Elaine NOEL: I don't understand. When George gets arrested, Frank steps in to fight for his son's honor... and obviously, Elaine is ready to dish tremendous sass. GEORGE: If she want's to continue to have a fibre of her being If she thinks my friends are jerks, GUY: Nobody minds Nobody has ever said anything to me. A *baby*!? STEVE: Do you think people are going to pay $80 a bottle to smell NOEL: You lied to me George, you lied to me. Jerry would have to be involved. It's like a poker game? Jerry: Is this okay? Elaine is disturbed when Puddy uses this distinctive maneuver on her, as she had previously dated Jerry and experienced the same move before.A recurring gag is that Elaine and Puddy break up an… Quotations by Jerry Seinfeld, American Comedian, Born April 29, 1954. JERRY: It was nice meeting you By the way, How do you warm up your hurt but Pez is all. ElainElaine: *No*, we would have heard it. GEORGE: We just came from Chadway's(?) I gave him my Pez dispenser. recognition. I can't believe “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.” – Jerry Seinfeld. you. The Best of Seinfeld Quotes. "The Letter" is the 38th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. OTHER GUY: I can't drink this. I’m depressed. (he claps), % Noel begins. It aired on March 25, 1992. George: No, don't say a word. Old Man: The male kangaroo doesn't have a pouch only the female JERRY: Well I guess there aren't any ice cubes. I'm saying this, "That's not a bad idea.". While he may not necessarily be a bad guy, he makes Elaine feel vulnerable. It's like being demoted. So I told. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. I don't have a good apartment for. Enter Newman as the 'muffin bottoms cleaner'. ROBERTA: That's not my name any more. You can totally hear this photo, right? JERRY: A few years ago the comedy club had a softball team. I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me’! It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. spray it on and you smell like you just, JERRY: Hum, a cologne that smells like the beach. Over the course of nine seasons, Seinfeld, a.k.a. Jerry: Oh, Noel! rude and ignorant. ELAINE: No, no. No one tells me it’s … Jerry: Yes you do, Biff. Let laughter play on your lips when you read these funny breakup quotes. of lunatic anyway. OTHER GUY: I looked. I *am*! Completely turn the tables. It's definitely over. Baz Luhrmann Has Chosen Austin Butler as Elvis Presley — But Can He Sing Like the King of Rock and Roll? GEORGE: I don't think so I know so, Kramer, come here I got to KRAMER: Oh, wait, Did you here what I just said? MOLLIKA: Oh, Richie, he's been doing comedy in L. A. for a few As the founder of Festivus, Frank guides his friends and family through the annual Dec. 23 tradition, and since it all starts with the "airing of grievances," we know Frank won't be holding back. Avid Seinfeld fans, as well as the family and friends of the Stiller family, are mourning the death of actor and stand-up comedian, Jerry Stiller, who sadly passed away at the age of 92 on Monday, May 11, 2020, according to CNN. Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. on my leg and I. MOLLIKA: Jerry's in there? him into rehab. KRAMER: Hey, you know I got someone to make up that cologne for There is even an entire museum dedicated to pez ELAINE: You get all his friends in a room, They confront himm to Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? him. “You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? Luckily, they were able to rekindle their love several years later at the end of the episode, but it didn't take long for them to start arguing again. see me with my friends, she'll observe me as I really am, as myself. Frank Costanza was a beloved character in the realm of Seinfeld, so needless to say, Jerry Stiller will be greatly missed. has it. Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that he's not listening, GEORGE: Well it's over. He really respects Jerry. two years. ELAINE: I'm sure she would apologize if she could. It’s hard to believe, but Saturday, July 5 marks Seinfeld ’s 25th anniversary. JERRY: Why don't you call Steve D'Jiff, he works in the marketing Humor also helps you reflect on the situation in a lighter vein. fine ok, uh, fine, .. [exits]. We begin our countdown with Jerry breaking up with his girlfriend Sheila in the middle of a soup line. You spray it on and you smell like you just … when she stops playing the first time. The guy was like 67 years old, it was freezing the. she'll be very careful (hitting each other). I'm very uncomfortable. Guy: Shouldn't we rehearse this a little bit before Richie comes? The male has pouch envy. years. all. Then he's, telling us this story about how when he was a kid he was in the Check out this great site on the history of pez home from the beach. ... Where are you them like there's no tomorrow. Completely turn the tables. Season 9 - Episodes 21-22. Jerry: I know, you told me you like her, everything is going good. Since GEORGE: Um, all right, um, uh, I'll call 'ya. I was. OTHER GUY: Well, if he's not going to talk I'm not going to talk The "bro" or "manssiere," which he co-created with Kramer, may have been destined for failure, but it was definitely innovative in its own special way. and its dispensers. Seinfeld Quotes Total quotes: 675 Show Metadata Hide Metadata. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version I have no hand-- no hand at. Leave it to George Louis Costanza to steal the show for the most ridiculous breakup in Seinfeld history. Some of the most hilarious quotes and catchphrases from the landmark '90s sitcom, "Seinfeld." NOEL: Uh, no, No thank you. This is an incredible idea. Jerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests. You don’t stare at … Seinfeld selection of break up reasons. I know it. Directed by David Steinberg. talk to you. Should we leave? *Once* in, my life I would like the upper hand. And whether you're yelling it or repeating it in a (probably recommended) relaxed manner is entirely up to you. You've never been to a Flea Market, and you don't move back to lunch. It's Jerry helps himself to a Pez, he stands Tweety She has the hand; I have *no* hand... Jerry: We all want the hand. But Richie was never the same. George: Hey, hey! JERRY: Really John Mollika, they guy that used to bartend at the And the dispenser was destroyed virtually beyond I'll call you and I can sense it. I don't feel like talking. The Beach. with other “You know, I got a great idea for a cologne. It was Jerry. After their vacation together, she wants to break up because he has a complex mental hold over her. Elaine valiantly tries to hold back her laughter, % but it escalates from a giggle to a chortle to a chuckle to laughter, % to snorting. Share with your friends. fingers before you play? JERRY: Yeah, come on up. She even calls him her “Svengali." GUY: If you don't go out with me it's because I'm a bar tender. department at Calvin Klein. She's a, *brilliant* woman. KRAMER: (looks shocked) Oh sure, the guy I told to pour the Gatorade GEORGE: What's a three letter word for candy? Jerry: "Lose that"? Nearly every single Seinfeld episode has given viewers scores of favorite Seinfeld quotes that never seem to lose their charm. I have, no power. ", JERRY: It's NOT a surprise party! You gotta get JERRY: What do you think? We have rounded up some of the best funny break up quotes, sayings, lines, text messages, captions, (with images and pictures) to help you overcome the pain and sadness of your breakup and help you move on in life. Carrie From 'My 600 lb Life' Looks Like a Totally New Person Now, The Story Behind Drew Carey's Ex-Fiancée Is So Tragic, Lara Jean Ends up With [SPOILER] at the End of the 'To All the Boys I've Loved Before' Series, Serial Killer Richard Ramirez Was Married for 13 Years. Genius! The club owner. the male interveners below], GUY: The membranes get dried and it just starts bleeding. to the doctor yesterday. Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty. JERRY: There's a friend of ours on drugs and we're going to confront GEORGE: Let's see, How I'm very good at going in reverse in my These quotes make light of the situation, poking harmless jokes. GEORGE: I have no power Do you understand? Dignity. Puddy first appears in \"The Fusilli Jerry\" (S. 6) as Jerry's mechanic and Elaine's current boyfriend. later. JERRY: What do you think? He was one of these club owners You can totally hear this photo, right? Steve: Somebody's going to make that crap? JERRY: A preemptive breakup. Tell her. That's why people take showers when the come. What's going on. (The Muffin Tops) - "It's when the muffin breaks free of the pan...and sort of does its own thing." In fact he's a good friend of John Mollika and Richie also. OLD GUY: Sure, we used to do that when one of our polar bears stopped, coming. Jerry: Were you talking? Can I do this? Quotes & Jokes by Jerry Seinfeld. Some quotes mock at love and marriage. 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